But Here’s What I Read and Watched (At 2x Speed, Obviously)

The Month That Vanished Faster Than My New Year’s Resolutions

February was a blink-and-you-miss-it kind of month. One second, I was stumbling out of the nightmare that is January, and the next, I was watching March creep in like an uninvited guest. What happened in February? I couldn’t tell you exactly. There was a statutory holiday somewhere in there, I successfully avoided getting sick (a win in my book), and most importantly, I spent an obscene amount of time reading, watching, and generally overindulging in content like a true intellectual (who also enjoys trash TV). Oh, and let’s not forget—I was preparing for Lent, yet still haven’t decided what to sacrifice. Maybe procrastination? (Unlikely.)

Now, let’s talk books, shows, and movies. Because if I can’t remember what else I did this month, I can at least remember what I binged.

Books I Read (Listened To at 1.7x – 2x Speed Because Time Is Money)

The Bible (One Year Bible) – 10/10

Still chugging along through the Word. A little Old Testament, a little New Testament, a dash of Psalms, and a sprinkle of Proverbs—like a divine literary charcuterie board.

The Silent Patient by Alex Michaelides – 8.7/10

A psychological thriller that still shocks me, even on multiple re-reads. Yes, I know how it ends. No, that does not stop me from gasping dramatically every single time.

The Five Year Lie by Sarina Bowen – 8/10

Imagine getting a text from someone who died five years ago. Do you (A) pass out, (B) assume you’ve lost your mind, or (C) read this book and let it unravel the mystery for you? I chose C, and I have no regrets.

True Crime Case History (Books 1-3) by Jason Neal – 10/10

Listening at max speed made this an adrenaline-packed ride through some of the craziest true crime cases ever. I’ve always known people were unhinged, but this book confirmed it.

Why Insects Matter by Scott Solomon – 9/10

A fascinating deep dive into why bugs are actually essential. Did it make me like cockroaches? Absolutely not. Did it make me respect them a little more? …Maybe.

Screen Time: The TV Shows That Kept Me Hooked

Game of Thrones (Rewatch, Ongoing) – 10/10

You already knew this was happening. Watching all the seasons back-to-back gives me a newfound appreciation for the absolute mess that is Westeros. Currently on Season 6, and I’m taking notes like it’s a history exam.

Matlock – 9/10

A legendary lawyer coming out of retirement for justice? Yes, please. The side stories and character development are just as good as the legal drama itself. Obsessed.

Elsbeth – 9/10

A brilliant detective with a Sherlock-level brain solving crimes? Sign me up. The balance of mystery, humor, and unexpected twists keeps me locked in.

High Potential – 10/10

Much like Elsbeth, but with a protagonist whose intelligence quotient is off the charts. The cases are complex, the writing is sharp, and I look forward to my Thursday night notifications reminding me that it’s time to watch.

Real Housewives of Potomac (Season 9) – 7/10

Not my favorite season, but entertaining enough. The reunion, however, is giving everything it needed to give. The outfits alone deserve an Emmy.

Movies: The Cinematic Experience (a.k.a. Me Critiquing Everything)

Kinda Pregnant (2025) – 7/10

A comedy that was good but didn’t quite have me rolling on the floor. Enjoyable, but not hilarious.

Moana 2 (2024) – 7/10

Didn’t hit the same as the first one. Also, I watched it at 1.5x speed to minimize the singing. (Yes, I know that’s a crime against Disney, but here we are.)

The Lion King: Mufasa (2024) – 8.6/10

Watched against my will, thanks to my cousin, but ended up enjoying it. Mostly because she treated the entire movie like a Broadway performance, singing and dancing her way through it. Unexpectedly entertaining.

Captain America: New World Order (2025) – 8/10

Marvel, my beloved. It was great, the jokes hit, and while some folks are still chasing Infinity Saga-level hype, I enjoyed this for what it was. Also, I got merch. Win-win.

The Final Tally: Because Numbers Make Everything Official

• Books Read: 5
• TV Shows Watched: 5 (ongoing and new)
• Movies Watched: 4
• Total Hours of Content Consumed? Let’s not talk about it.

 

You Were a Blur But You Served

If February taught me anything, it’s that time is an illusion, streaming services are dangerous, and I will always make time for books, TV, and movies—whether I have the time or not. Now, onto March! What should I watch next?

February may have disappeared faster than my motivation to work out, but at least I spent it wisely reading, watching, and finding new ways to procrastinate. As I march into March (pun intended), I’m already eyeing my next binge-worthy finds. If you’ve got recommendations, drop them because clearly, I have time for more.