Category: Thinkery

You’ve probably heard it a thousand times: Good things come in Threes. So look, we need to talk about the number Three. It’s everywhere. It’s in your science books, your favorite movies, and even lurking in the shadows of your grandma’s superstitions. The number Three has infiltrated every corner of our existence so thoroughly that if it had a LinkedIn profile, it would have an absurd number of endorsements. But why? Why is Three the golden child of numbers? Why not Two? Or Four? What makes Three so universally irresistible?

Well, grab a cup of coffee (or, you know, Three), because we’re about to dive headfirst into the phenomenon of Three and why it might just be the secret sauce of the universe.

 

Science and Nature: The Universe’s Love Affair with Three

If you think Three is just some arbitrary number humans decided was cool, think again. Science and nature have been showing off with it since the beginning of time. For starters, matter itself exists in Three Primary States: Solid, Liquid, And Gas. That’s right—everything you touch, drink, and breathe exists because the universe is obsessed with Three.

And don’t even get me started on atoms. These tiny powerhouses are made up of Three Fundamental Particles: Protons, Neutrons, And Electrons. Oh, and let’s not forget DNA—life’s ultimate blueprint—where genetic information is coded in Triplet Codons. Basically, if you’re alive and breathing, you owe Three a thank-you note.

Even our own planet is on the Three-Train. Earth orbits the sun in a solar system structured into Three Zones: The Terrestrial Planets, The Asteroid Belt, and the Gas Giants. And speaking of Earth, it’s neatly divided into Three Layers: The Crust, Mantle, And Core. The universe didn’t just randomly pick Three—it built itself around it.

 

 

Storytelling, Comedy, and Superstitions: The Magic of Three

Ever wondered why jokes always seem funnier in Three parts? Or why fairy tales adore trios? It’s because Three is the sweet spot. If you’ve ever told a joke, congrats—you’ve unknowingly participated in the ancient comedic ritual known as the Rule of Three. Setup, Reinforcement, Punchline. That’s the rhythm that makes everything from stand-up comedy to sitcoms work.

And storytelling? Oh boy. Ever heard of The Three Little Pigs? Goldilocks and the Three Bears? The Three Musketeers? You’re catching on. Hollywood has also cracked the code, making trilogies the ultimate money-making formula. Why make one movie when you can make Three and keep the fans begging for more?

Then there’s the whole “bad things happen in Threes” superstition. If one appliance in your house breaks down, you immediately brace yourself for Two more. And knocking on wood Three times for luck? That’s another Three-Based habit you probably follow without even realizing it.

 

 

The Rule of Three in Mythology and Religion: Divine or Coincidence?

If there’s one thing religions and mythologies around the world can agree on, it’s that Three is the number of the Divine, The Balanced, The Complete. Take Hinduism: its sacred trinity consists of Brahma (the creator), Vishnu (the preserver), and Shiva (the destroyer). Buddhism follows suit with the Three Jewels: Buddha, Dharma, and Sangha.

Islam’s got Three Holy Sites, and Judaism honors the Three Patriarchs: Abraham, Isaac, and Jacob. Even ancient Egypt was on board, with its Powerful Trio of Osiris, Isis, and Horus. Meanwhile, Norse mythology gave us the Three Norns—female beings who ruled fate itself. If the gods themselves are structured around Three, maybe we should start paying closer attention.

Shintoism keeps the pattern going with Japan’s Three Sacred Treasures—Mirror, Jewel, and Sword. And Norse mythology rounds it out with its Three Realms: Asgard, Midgard, and Helheim. Apparently, even the afterlife needs a solid Three-Part Structure.

 

So, What’s the Deal? Why Three?

Three isn’t just a number—it’s a Pattern, A Rhythm, A Balance. It represents wholeness and resolution. That’s why we have Three-Act Plays, Three-Course Meals, and why our parents had to tell us things at least Three times before we actually listened.

The next time someone casually says, “Third time’s the charm,” don’t just nod and move on. Understand that they’re tapping into something ancient, something universal, and—let’s be honest—probably something just a little bit magical.

And with that, I’ll leave you with this final thought: If Three weren’t the best number ever, would I have even bothered to write this? Exactly.

Three cheers for Three! 🎉

Let’s talk numbers. No, I’m not talking about how much money you need to pay your rent or how many coffees it takes to get through a Monday. I’m talking about the number Three—Three as in the magic number, the Holy Trinity, the number that shows up more in the Bible than your aunt’s unsolicited advice at Thanksgiving. If I had a dollar for every time I’ve read something about Three in the Bible, I could probably buy myself a fancy coffee (one with whipped cream and a cherry on top, of course). But I digress.

So, why is Three such a big deal? Why does it pop up everywhere, like that one friend who always seems to be in the background of your photos? Let me take you on a journey through this divine, perfectly balanced, and seriously impressive number. Get ready for some fascinating tidbits with a dash of humor and a sprinkle of sass.

Three: The Number of Divine Completeness and Resurrection (and Really Good Timing)

First off, let me just clear something up before we get too deep into the Three-ness of it all: no, the Bible never actually says there were Three Wise Men. I know, I know—mind blown, right? But it’s true. Matthew 2 simply says “some wise men,” but because they brought Three Gifts—Gold, Frankincense, And Myrrh—we assumed there were Three of them. So, there’s that little biblical plot twist.

Now, let’s talk about why Three is so special. Three is a number that screams “complete” in the Bible. Let’s start with the obvious—Father, Son, and Holy Spirit. The Holy Trinity. One God, Three Persons. And just like that, your head starts spinning faster than a toddler who’s had too much candy. But here’s the kicker: the number Three symbolizes divine completeness. It’s not just a random number that got picked out of a hat; it’s the number that represents wholeness, unity, and balance. The universe isn’t just a series of random events. It’s got order. And that order loves the number Three.

But wait, it gets better. Jesus was 30 when He started His ministry and 33 when He was crucified (a number that also makes for a killer trivia question). He rose on the Third Day—what a dramatic comeback, right? Like, “I’ll just leave you hanging for Three Days and then, BOOM—resurrection.” Jesus faced Three Temptations from the devil (because who doesn’t love a good challenge, right?). There were Three Hours of Darkness during His crucifixion. He fell Three Times while carrying the cross (don’t worry, He got back up, like the champ He is). And who could forget the infamous Three–Time denial by Peter? Peter, buddy, it’s time to stop digging yourself into a hole! Jesus even asked Peter Three Times, “do you love me?” (Peter must’ve been feeling like a broken record by the end of that exchange).

More Threes Than You Can Shake a Stick At

As we all know, the Bible loves a good pattern, and Three is no exception. Let’s take a quick tour of some other notable appearances of this holy number in Scripture:

• Jonah spent Three Days and Nights in the belly of a great fish. It was like the world’s first escape room, but with way less fun.
• Moses was called to Mount Sinai on the Third Day. Talk about dramatic timing!
• Noah had Three Sons: Shem, Ham, and Japheth. You know, the ones who survived the flood. No biggie.
• The Ark of the Covenant contained Three Sacred Objects: the Golden Pot of Manna, Aaron’s Budding Staff, and the Stone Tablets of the Ten Commandments. Three Objects, one major deal.
• Daniel prayed Three Times A Day. You know, just casually checking in with the Big Guy.
• Queen Esther fasted for Three Days before going to the king. Because, hey, if you’re going to change history, you might as well fast for a solid Three Days, right?
• There are Three Stages of Christian Life: Justification, Sanctification, and Glorification. Yes, it sounds like a theological rap group, but it’s real.
• The Three Main Christian Feasts: Christmas (Birth), Easter (Resurrection), and Pentecost (Holy Spirit’s Descent). You can’t make this stuff up.
• Paul laid out Three Key Virtues: Faith, Hope, and Love. (A solid trio, if I do say so myself.)

And, just for fun (and because I’m feeling particularly cheeky), let’s throw in a Revelation reference: There are Three Woes, Three Angels who proclaim judgment, and the Unholy Trinity—Satan, the Beast, and the False Prophet. They’ve got their own team of Three. Talk about a divine rivalry.

So, What’s the Big Deal About Three?

You might be thinking, “Alright, we get it, Three is important.” But why should we care? Why is Three so significant in our lives, other than the fact that it makes for some very satisfying patterns in Scripture? Well, here’s the thing: Three isn’t just some arbitrary number—it’s a divine signature, a rhythm that echoes through the Bible, through life, and yes, even in the world of pop culture.

So, the next time you find yourself noticing something in Threes, like the fact that you’ve received Three email reminders about a deadline you’re pretending to ignore, or you spot a group of Three birds flying by (is that a sign?), take a second to pause. Because Three is not just a number; it’s a reminder that something bigger, something divine, is at work behind the scenes.

Three’s Not Just a Crowd—It’s a Party!

In conclusion, Three is not just a number; it’s a statement. It’s divine, it’s powerful, and it’s everywhere, from the pages of the Bible to your morning coffee routine. Whether you’re counting the days until your next vacation (only Three More Months, right?), reflecting on your own journey, or just enjoying the rhythm of life, remember—Three’s Company, Not A Crowd. And the next time you see something in Threes, take a moment to appreciate the holy significance of it all.

Until next time, keep your eyes peeled for Three, and remember—there’s always more going on than you think!

Ah, numbers. Those little squiggles and symbols we take for granted every single day. We count, we measure, we calculate the number of times we’ve promised ourselves we’ll stop ordering takeout (and failed spectacularly). But have you ever stopped to consider just how much of a starring role numbers play in the grand production of life? No? Well, grab your popcorn because this is about to get interesting!

Now, if you know me, you know that I love writing. It’s my playground, my therapy, my stage where I stand on my soapbox and let my thoughts loose like an overenthusiastic toddler with a crayon. Writing allows me to research and learn, and let me tell you, once I start digging, I don’t stop until I’ve uncovered all the juicy details. And one of my latest deep dives? Numbers. Yes, those things that tormented us in math class are actually more fascinating than we give them credit for.

Numbers are sneaky little devils. They’re everywhere, woven into the fabric of our daily lives, showing up in places we don’t always expect. They are in nature, history, culture, religion, and even in the way we perceive the world. And because I enjoy going down the rabbit hole of curiosity, I thought—why not take you all on this adventure with me? Why not explore some of the most significant numbers and how they pop up in all aspects of life?

So, here’s the plan. I’m launching a series where I’ll break down the meaning and significance of certain numbers. During my research, I realized that some numbers hold weight in my own culture and religion, while others left me slack-jawed in shock. Numbers have a habit of showing up repeatedly in different contexts, and when you start paying attention, it feels like they’re following you (but in a totally non-creepy way, I promise!).

To keep things digestible (because, let’s be honest, no one likes an endless lecture), I’ve split this exploration into two parts. The first will focus on numbers within Christianity—how they appear in the Bible, their meanings, and why they keep popping up in sermons. The second will dive into where these numbers appear outside of Christianity—other religions, mythology, science, nature, and beyond.

For this series, I’ve chosen to focus on the numbers Three, Four, Five, Six, Seven, Twelve, and Forty. If you’ve ever picked up a Bible, you’ve probably noticed these numbers seem to have VIP passes to every significant event. They’re like the celebrities of biblical numerology! But they don’t just stop there. These numbers have been embedded in human understanding for centuries, crossing cultural, religious, and even scientific boundaries. And once you start seeing the patterns, you’ll never unsee them!

Now, let’s get one thing straight—I can talk (or in this case, write) for hours, but I also respect your time. You’ve graciously wandered into my world, and I promise to make it worth your while. This won’t be some dry, monotonous mathematical analysis. Oh no, my friend. This will be fun, engaging, and possibly filled with more humor than necessary (because, well, why not?).

So, buckle up and join me on this numerical adventure. I promise you’ll walk away knowing things you never even thought to wonder about.

Who knew numbers could be this fascinating? Well, now you do! Let’s begin!

A History on the Brink of Oblivion

Somewhere along the way, we started letting pieces of our history slip through the cracks. Schools barely teach it, and the elders who hold these stories are passing on, taking with them firsthand knowledge of legends that should have been inked in gold. One such legend—no, one such force of nature—is Okomfo Anokye.

If time travel were real (and if I could stomach the nausea it would probably cause), one of my first stops would be ancient Ashanti lands just to witness this mystical figure in action. Okomfo Anokye wasn’t just a fetish priest; he was a spiritual juggernaut, a miracle-working, empire-building, supernatural phenomenon. If you think modern-day magicians are impressive, imagine a man who could summon a Golden Stool from the sky and make rivers obey his command. Hogwarts could never.

 

The Man Who Shaped a Kingdom

Okomfo Anokye is credited as one of the founding figures of the Ashanti Empire, alongside King Osei Tutu. Together, they laid the foundation for one of the most powerful kingdoms in West Africa. But Anokye wasn’t just a statesman; he was a man of unfathomable supernatural abilities.

Books and oral traditions attempt to capture his exploits, but the most thrilling experiences come from listening to the elders recount his feats with childlike excitement. If you ever sit with an Ashanti elder and ask about Okomfo Anokye, watch their face light up. This is no bedtime story—it’s history wrapped in magic, stitched together with pride, and seasoned with just the right amount of “Did that actually happen?!”

 

The Wonders of Okomfo Anokye

Now, let’s talk about his greatest hits. If even two of these happened in front of you, tell me you wouldn’t just pass out from sheer shock.

 

The Golden Stool: A Throne from the Heavens

Perhaps his most famous feat, Okomfo Anokye summoned the Sika Dwa Kofi (Golden Stool) from the sky. This wasn’t just any piece of furniture; it was the soul of the Ashanti people, a sacred object that would determine the legitimacy of kings. To this day, no one—not even the Ashanti king—sits on it. That’s how much reverence this celestial chair holds.

 

The Sword in the Ground: The Unmovable Testament

In Kumasi, there lies a sword, firmly planted in the ground by Okomfo Anokye himself. Legend says that whoever manages to pull it out will signal the fall of the Ashanti Kingdom. Many have tried; all have failed. (Yes, even the strong ones who swear they hit the gym five times a week.)

 

The River That Listened

It’s one thing to part a sea like Moses, but it’s a whole other level to tell a river to stop flowing and have it obey without argument. Okomfo Anokye did just that. He commanded a river to cease its movement, and it listened. This wasn’t some small puddle—this was a full-fledged river that went from “I’m late for the ocean!” to “Okay, fine, I’ll chill here.”

 

The Talking Drum and The Whispering Trees

Long before smartphones, Okomfo Anokye had his own wireless communication system—a drum that carried his voice over great distances. And if that wasn’t enough, he also made trees whisper messages. Imagine walking past a tree and suddenly hearing it say, “Hey, your mom says you forgot the eggs.” Wild, right?

 

The Fireproof and Bulletproof Warrior

Warriors blessed by Okomfo Anokye were said to be immune to enemy weapons. Arrows, bullets, swords—none of them worked. He even walked through fire without so much as a singed eyebrow. Who needs armor when you have divine invincibility?

 

The Man Who Defied Gravity

Anokye wasn’t just spiritually powerful; he made physics look like a joke. He levitated stones, made bowls of water float in the air, and even challenged people to sit on an invisible stool hovering above the ground. I’m convinced this man was casually bending the laws of the universe for fun.

 

The Expanding List of Wonders

Okomfo Anokye’s legend goes far beyond what most people know. His supernatural abilities were limitless:

• Teleportation: He was seen in multiple places at the same time.
• Summoning Rain: He could bring rain during droughts.
• Commanding the Wind: He changed the wind’s direction at will.
• Healing the Incurable: He cured diseases that had no remedy.
• Walking on Water: He crossed rivers on foot, untouched by the waves.
• Summoning Birds: He called birds to deliver messages.
• The Floating Bowl: A bowl of water hovered in the air at his command.
• The Disappearing Path: Roads vanished behind him to confuse enemies.
• Calling Fire from the Sky: He summoned fire onto enemy camps.
• Taming Wild Beasts: Lions and leopards obeyed him without hesitation.
• The Never-Dying Fire: A fire he lit could not be extinguished by wind or rain.
• A Talking River: A river spoke words when he commanded.
• Stopping Bullets with Words: Weapons became useless by his decree.
• The Tree That Wept Blood: A tree he struck with his staff bled like a human.
• The Whispering Stones: Rocks carried messages across distances.
• The Mirror That Showed the Future: A mirror that reflected future events.
• The Bridge of Air: An invisible bridge he created over a river.
• Changing His Form: He was said to transform into animals to escape enemies.
• Vanishing into the Sky: His final act—disappearing into the heavens, never to be seen again.

 

The Vanishing Act

Perhaps the greatest mystery of Okomfo Anokye’s life is his supposed death—or lack thereof. There are no graves, no burial sites, no last words recorded. Many believe he simply vanished, walking straight into the spirit realm like he had just finished his job on Earth and clocked out. Some say he ascended, others claim he disappeared into the forest. Either way, the man left this world with as much mystery as he lived it.

The Enduring Legacy

Okomfo Anokye’s influence still lingers in Ghana today. His sword remains unmovable, the Golden Stool remains untouchable, and his name still commands awe. If you ever find yourself in Kumasi, visit the hospital named after him, drive past his statue, and witness the remnants of his legacy. But more importantly, let’s make sure we keep telling his story.

Because a history as rich as this? It should never be forgotten.

A 40-Day Test of Willpower, Faith, and… Social Media Detox?

Lent: The time of year when you’re given the opportunity to reflect on your life, give up things that bring you joy, and pray for strength to endure it all.

In true 21st-century fashion, my mother decided to send me something that has changed the way I view Lent forever—through WhatsApp, of course. Ah, the wonders of technology – lets give a hand of applause for the women in technology. There I was, minding my business, scrolling through memes from family members who’d somehow become self-proclaimed experts in fields they never studied, when suddenly, bam! The Lenten Challenge hit my inbox. And not just any inbox—this was a follow-up WhatsApp call to ensure I had, in fact, read every single word. God forbid I missed the point of this “challenge” she thought was absolutely life-altering. Spoiler alert: It was.

Naturally, my initial reaction was to think, “Okay, sure, I’ll try this, why not? If I’m giving up social media for forty days (and maybe a few other vices I’m not ready to admit), you better believe I’m going to make you read about it too!” So, here I am, bringing you the Lenten Challenge—complete with all the highs, lows, and occasional face-palms I expect to experience in the coming weeks. Let’s dive into these 40 days of self-reflection, fasting, and charity with a healthy dose of humor, because honestly, who can survive without it?

Now, before you get all perplexed about why Sundays are missing from this list, let me clear that up for you. Sundays aren’t technically part of the Lenten process. Yes, you heard that right! They’re like a little vacation in the middle of this 40-day challenge. Think of them as a cheat day for your soul – a day where you can catch your breath and celebrate the joy of the Resurrection, without breaking the fast. But, if you’re curious as to why Sundays are treated this way, don’t worry. I drove deeper into that in a previous post all about Lent itself. Check it out.

WEEK 1: Self-Reflection (A.K.A. The Week of Facing Your Own Spiritual Mirror)

DAY 1, WEDNESDAY
Attend Ash Wednesday service and receive ashes.
Note: This is the day when you become a walking advertisement for your faith. It’s basically an Instagram filter that says, “I’m ready for some serious reflection, but also please notice my ash-streaked forehead.”

DAY 2, THURSDAY
Fast from social media for one day.
This is where I start sweating—not because of my willpower, but because social media is life, right? Or is it? Either way, my phone is currently experiencing withdrawal.

DAY 3, FRIDAY
Write down 3 things you’re grateful for. Gratitude, the often-forgotten magic elixir. Take a minute to realize that even though you may be struggling, there are still things in your life worth smiling about. Even if it’s just your morning coffee. Or the fact that your cat is still alive and hasn’t made your favorite blanket its latest plaything.

DAY 4, SATURDAY
Pray for someone you find difficult to love.
Oh, boy. That one person you’d rather avoid? Yep, time to pray for them. Or at the very least, say a short prayer for patience. Deep breaths.

DAY 5, MONDAY
Give up your favorite meal for the day.
This is where my commitment to sacrifice gets tested. A day without my beloved burrito? I’m not saying it’s the end of the world, but it sure feels like it.

DAY 6, TUESDAY
Pray the Divine Mercy Chaplet.
If you’re like me, you might need some practice with this one. But hey, what’s the harm in trying something new, right?

DAY 7, WEDNESDAY
Read Psalm 51 and pray for a clean heart.
It’s the Bible’s way of telling you to clean up your act. I’m all in. Besides, who doesn’t need a little heart-cleaning every now and then?

WEEK 2: Deepen Your Faith (A.k.a. The Week of Silent Reflection and Serious Faith Work)

DAY 8, THURSDAY
Spend 15 minutes in silence with God.
Because nothing says “spiritual growth” like turning off your favorite playlist, stepping away from the TV, and sitting in complete silence for 15 minutes. Try it—you might be surprised at what you hear. (Or don’t hear. Either way, it’s quiet.)

DAY 9, FRIDAY
Fast from complaining for the day.
The challenge here is not to complain. And let me tell you, the universe will send you all the little things that test your ability to keep your mouth shut. The microwave is too slow, your favorite coffee shop ran out of whole milk—inhale…stay calm, stay calm.

DAY 10, SATURDAY
Help a neighbor or friend in need.
It’s all about kindness, and this challenge reminds you that even a small act can make a big difference. The only question is: How awkward will it be to knock on your neighbor’s door and offer them help with something they probably don’t need?

DAY 11, MONDAY
Attend daily Mass.
I’m not saying it’s hard to get to Mass every day, but when your schedule already feels like it’s been built by an overzealous Tetris player, it might feel like a challenge. But hey, we do what we gotta do.

DAY 12, TUESDAY
Learn about a saint.
Time to hit the books! Or Google. I mean, who doesn’t like a good “saint backstory”? Did you know Saint Lawrence was the patron saint of comedians? He was known for his witty remarks. I can relate.

DAY 13, WED: Take a moment to meditate on the Stations of the Cross. It’s a powerful way to reflect on Jesus’ journey to Calvary, helping you connect more deeply with the meaning of sacrifice.

DAY 14, THUR: Now, this one might sting a bit. Pray for someone who has wronged you. I know, I know—it’s not the easiest thing, but it’s a real act of grace. Consider it a mini spiritual workout for your forgiveness muscles.

WEEK 3: Serve & Sacrifice (A.k.a. The Week of “Let’s See How Much I Can Give Up”)

DAY 15, FRIDAY
Pray the Rosary.This isn’t just any prayer. This is the prayer equivalent of running a marathon. But once you’ve finished, the sense of accomplishment is almost as rewarding as reaching the summit of Everest (in my humble opinion). If you don’t own a rosary, no problem! Just take a few minutes and pray—no fancy beads required. A typical rosary prayer takes about 15-25 minutes, so if you’re on a tight schedule, think of it as your spiritual power hour. You can even time yourself and pretend you’re competing in the “Fastest Prayer” Olympics. (Spoiler: there’s no gold medal, but there’s definitely some peace of mind.)

DAY 16, SATURDAY: Give up unnecessary spending for the day.This one’s tough. I mean, who needs new shoes? Everyone does, right? But, alas, Lent calls for sacrifices.

DAY 17, MON: Send a message of encouragement to a friend. It could be as simple as a text that says, “Hey, you’re awesome,” or maybe something a little deeper. Either way, you’re spreading good vibes and showing some love.

DAY 18, TUE: Read a chapter from the Bible. Pick a passage that speaks to you, and let it simmer. No need to rush—just take it in and reflect on it for a bit.

DAY 19, WED: Fast from TV/Netflix for a day. Yes, you heard that right. Take a break from binging that latest show and do something a little more productive (or, you know, get outside and be productive).

DAY 20, THUR: Donate to charity. Whether it’s clothes, food, or a little cash to a cause you care about, give a little bit of yourself to those who need it more. You’ll feel good about it, I promise.

DAY 21, FRI: Pray for peace in the world. Big ask, I know, but every little prayer helps. Spend a few moments asking for peace in places where it’s most needed, and who knows—maybe your little prayer will create a ripple effect.

WEEK 4: Spiritual Growth (A.k.a. Time to Challenge the Comfort Zone)

DAY 22, SATURDAY Read Matthew 6:25-34. You know that moment when you realize that worrying doesn’t actually change anything? Yep, that’s the lesson here. Trust in God.

DAY 23, MONDAY: Fast from gossip and negativity. I know. I know. It’s hard to give up gossip—it’s the sport of the office! But trust me, you’ll be better for it. Yep, no complaining, no trash talk, no feeding into drama. Think of it as a detox for your soul. Clean out that negativity and see how your day shifts.

DAY 24, TUE Spend time helping an elderly person. Whether it’s running an errand, offering a helping hand, or just spending some quality time, you’ll find that it’s not only a blessing to them but to you as well. Plus, you might hear some legendary stories!

DAY 25, WED: Go for a prayer walk. Strap on those sneakers, step outside, and take a walk while you pray. You’d be amazed at how a little fresh air mixed with some peaceful thoughts can make everything feel clearer.

DAY 26, THUR: Give up unnecessary phone use. Yes, that means cutting back on endless scrolling and doomscrolling for a day. Try being present instead of just “checking in” on your device. It’s liberating.

DAY 27, FRI: Give up a bad habit. This could be anything from biting your nails to staying up too late binge-watching TikToks. Choose one thing and see how life feels without it. Spoiler: you might just like the new you.

DAY 28, SAT: Pray for someone who is suffering. Send some positive energy to someone who’s going through a tough time. Even a quick prayer can make a world of difference for them, and it’ll do wonders for your heart too.

WEEK 5: Prepare to Go Jerusalem (A.k.a. The Week Before the Big Showdown)

DAY 29, MONDAY Read about Jesus’ Passion (Luke 22-23). Talk about a powerful read. Let it sink in; it’s deep.

DAY 30, TUE: Visit the sick. Whether it’s a quick check-in or a longer visit, your presence can make all the difference to someone who’s not feeling their best. And hey, you might even get some life advice from their hospital bed!

DAY 31, WED: Spend time in Adoration. If you’ve never tried it, here’s your chance. Spend some quiet moments in prayer and reflection, just being in the presence of the divine. It’s like a spiritual reset.

DAY 32, THUR: Read Isaiah 53 about the suffering servant. This chapter is packed with powerful insights about sacrifice and redemption. So grab a cup of tea, get comfy, and let these ancient words speak to your heart.

DAY 33, FRI: Forgive someone who has hurt you. It’s the tough love your soul needs. Holding onto grudges weighs you down, so let go of that emotional baggage. It’s like giving yourself a mental vacation.

DAY 34, SAT: Go for confession. Time for a little spring cleaning for the soul. Let go of those things that are holding you back, and start fresh. You’d be surprised how much lighter you’ll feel after letting go of some spiritual clutter.

HOLY WEEK: The Home Stretch (A.k.a. The Final Countdown)

DAY 35, MON: Help clean your church or your area. Roll up your sleeves and get your hands dirty—literally. Whether you’re sweeping the church floor or picking up trash in your neighborhood, it’s a simple act of service that makes a big impact. Plus, you might uncover some forgotten treasures (hopefully just dust bunnies, though).

DAY 36, TUE: Read John 13 (Jesus washing disciples’ feet). This chapter is the ultimate lesson in humility. Take a few minutes to reflect on what it means to serve others with no strings attached, and let it challenge you to go beyond your comfort zone.

DAY 37, WED: Fast from all distractions for an hour. Put your phone on airplane mode, step away from the computer, and take a break from the constant buzzing of life. No emails, no TikTok—just peace and quiet for one hour. Trust me, you’ll feel like a new person afterward.

DAY 38, HOLY THU: Read a spiritual book. Pick up something that challenges and deepens your faith, or even just a book that provides some meaningful perspective. Holy Thursday is the perfect time to reflect on the Last Supper, and a good read can help you dive even deeper into the significance of it all.

DAY 39, GOOD FRIDAY
Meditate on Jesus’ sacrifice.
This one is heavy. But sometimes, the heaviest things are the ones we need to sit with.

DAY 40, HOLY SATURDAY
Spend Holy Saturday in quiet reflection.
As we near the end of Lent, it’s time for a calm, reflective moment. Maybe think about how much you’ve learned or what’s changed in your life over these 40 days.

The End… or Just the Beginning?

So, here we are, at the end of the 40-day Lenten journey. Are you a transformed person? Did you stick to every challenge with the precision of a monk on a mission? Or did you throw in the towel at some point (likely around Day 16 when Netflix called your name)? Whatever the case, I hope this challenge gave you more than just a few days of sacrifice. Maybe it gave you a little clarity, a deeper faith, or—at the very least—an appreciation for your morning coffee that much more. Either way, we’ve survived (mostly). Here’s to hoping your Lenten season was as transformative as it was hilarious.

I know for some of you, Lent might not be part of your faith, or maybe you’re just not into it, and that’s totally cool! But hear me out – don’t box this into being just for one particular group of people. This is a challenge for everyone. Think of it as forty days of tiny acts of self-discipline, self-reflection, and a sprinkle of personal growth. Give it a shot! It’s only one small thing a day, and trust me, it can make a difference. So, Catholic or not, Christian or not, let’s make this a little experiment in willpower and self-love. What do you really have to lose, huh? Check in with me after forty days, and let’s see how we did! You never know, you might just surprise yourself.

Until next year—stay strong, stay funny, and don’t forget to return to your social media addiction in moderation!

The Holiest Hunger Games (But With More Blessings and Less Backstabbing)

If you grew up in West Africa or visited during March and April, you probably noticed an interesting pattern: two major religious fasting periods happening back-to-back. As kids, we didn’t fully grasp the significance of Ramadan—we just knew it ended with an epic feast called Eid al-Fitr. And if you had Muslim neighbors, congratulations! Your fridge was about to be stocked with delicious food for days.

But as adults, we realize that Ramadan isn’t just about free food and public holidays (though those are great perks). It’s a deeply spiritual time filled with discipline, reflection, and community. So, let’s break it down and actually learn what Ramadan is all about.

What Is Ramadan, and Why Is It So Important?

Ramadan is the ninth month of the Islamic lunar calendar and the holiest period in Islam. It’s believed to be when the first verses of the Quran were revealed to Prophet Muhammad (PBUH) by the Angel Jibreel (Gabriel). During this time, Muslims worldwide observe fasting (Sawm), engage in increased prayer, recite the Quran, and give to charity. But here’s the kicker—it’s not just about skipping meals. It’s about self-discipline, spiritual growth, and a full detox for both the soul and body.

When Does Ramadan Happen?

Because Islam follows a lunar calendar, Ramadan shifts earlier by about 10–12 days each year in the Gregorian calendar. It begins when the new moon is sighted and lasts 29 or 30 days. This means that one year you’re fasting in April, and a few years later, you’re wondering why you’re waking up at 4 AM in the middle of winter to eat.

The Real Reason Behind Fasting (Spoiler: It’s Not a Diet Plan)

Fasting in Ramadan serves multiple purposes beyond testing how long you can function without coffee:

• Strengthens your relationship with Allah through devotion and discipline.
• Teaches self-control over desires and impulses (like not snapping at your coworker eating loudly in front of you).
• Builds empathy for the less fortunate by experiencing hunger firsthand.
• Fosters gratitude for everyday blessings—like food, water, and the ability to eat whenever you want.
• Purifies both body and soul from bad habits. (Translation: No gossiping, no cursing, and definitely no road rage.)

The Rules of the Fast: What’s Allowed and What Will Get You a Do-Over?

From pre-dawn (Fajr) to sunset (Maghrib), fasting Muslims must avoid:

• Eating and drinking (yes, even water—stay strong!)
• Sexual relations (patience is key!)
• Smoking and vaping (because obviously)
• Lying, gossiping, cursing, and all other behaviors that could put you on the naughty list

Who Gets a Free Pass? (Not That You Should Brag About It)

Islam is compassionate, so not everyone is expected to fast. If you fall into any of these categories, you’re excused:

• Children (before puberty)
• The elderly
• Pregnant or breastfeeding women (if fasting poses a risk)
• Menstruating women (they make up their fast later)
• The sick or those with chronic illnesses
• Travelers (who make up their fast later)

For those who can’t fast at all (like the elderly or chronically ill), they must perform Fidya—feeding a person in need for each missed fast. It’s all about balance and fairness.

A Typical Day During Ramadan

• Suhoor (Pre-Dawn Meal): The meal before fasting begins. It’s recommended to eat energy-packed foods like oats, dates, and proteins (so basically, your last chance to load up before the hunger games start).
• Fasting Period: No food, no drink, no bad vibes. Just work, prayers, and trying not to stare longingly at the office snack drawer.
• Iftar (Breaking the Fast at Sunset): Traditionally started with dates and water, followed by a full meal shared with family and the community.
• Taraweeh Prayers: Special nightly prayers where long portions of the Quran are recited. Think of it as a spiritual workout.
• The Last 10 Nights: The most spiritually rewarding time, as one of these nights contains Laylat al-Qadr (The Night of Decree), which is believed to be better than a thousand months of worship.

Charity in Ramadan: The More You Give, The More You Get

Ramadan isn’t just about personal sacrifice; it’s also about generosity. Muslims are encouraged to give Zakat (obligatory charity)—2.5% of their savings to the needy—and Sadaqah (voluntary charity) in any amount. This explains why, even when fasting, people are feeding others before they eat themselves. It’s a beautiful cycle of giving.

Eid al-Fitr: The Grand Finale of Feasting

After a month of fasting, Eid al-Fitr arrives in a glorious explosion of food, laughter, and—let’s be honest—overindulgence. The day begins with a special prayer at the mosque, followed by feasting, gift-giving, and visiting loved ones.

Before heading to Eid prayers, every Muslim must give Zakat al-Fitr, a small donation to help the less fortunate also enjoy the holiday. It’s a way to ensure that no one is left out of the celebration.

For the rest of us who didn’t fast, Eid is basically a dream. There’s always that one person who tries to fast for two days before Eid just to “join in” on the feast (you know who you are).

Final Thoughts: What Happens If You Accidentally Eat or Drink?

If you absentmindedly take a sip of water or sneak a bite of your sandwich, good news—your fast is still valid! It’s considered Allah’s mercy. However, if you break your fast on purpose with no valid reason, well… you have some serious making up to do: either fast for 60 consecutive days or feed 60 people in need.

Ramadan is more than just fasting; it’s a time for spiritual renewal, self-improvement, and deepening one’s faith. It teaches gratitude, patience, and the importance of giving. While it might seem like a tough challenge, for Muslims worldwide, it’s a cherished time of unity, devotion, and personal growth.

So next time you hear about Ramadan, don’t just think of it as a month of not eating—think of it as a month of discipline, kindness, and spiritual glow-ups. And if you have a Muslim friend observing it, maybe don’t eat a burger in front of them at noon (unless you enjoy watching people suffer).

So, Lent is here, and as usual, I find myself wildly unprepared. Every year, I promise to plan ahead, be intentional, and really commit. And every year, Ash Wednesday sneaks up on me like a deadline I swore I had more time for. What am I giving up this time? No clue. But let me tell you what it’s not going to be—procrastination. Because if I gave that up, I’d have to overhaul my entire personality, and quite frankly, I don’t have the bandwidth for that level of self-improvement right now.

I do know I’m giving up red meat, which is a noble sacrifice considering my newfound love for pork. And before you come at me with judgmental side-eyes, let me clarify pork is white meat. Don’t argue with me—argue with Google. While I contemplate what else to give up (spoiler: probably nothing meaningful), let’s take a deep dive into what Lent is all about, why it lasts 40 days, and why every year, millions of people willingly sign up for a personal suffering challenge.

 

The 40-Day Fast: Jesus Did It First

For those who may have missed a few Sunday school classes (or zoned out during them), Lent is a major season in the Christian liturgical calendar. It’s observed by Catholics, Orthodox Christians, Anglicans, Lutherans, and some Protestant churches. Essentially, it’s 40 days of fasting, prayer, and self-reflection leading up to Easter. The inspiration? Jesus, who spent 40 days in the desert fasting while Satan tempted Him with all sorts of things—probably including carbs and an early exit. (Interestingly, this whole ordeal is recorded in all the Gospels except John. Why didn’t John include it? I don’t know. I wasn’t there.)

Lent officially starts on Ash Wednesday and ends on Holy Saturday, which means it’s actually 46 days long—because Sundays don’t count in the fasting equation. Why? Because Sundays are meant to be mini-Easters, and nobody wants to fast on a cheat day. The exact dates shift every year since Easter follows the first Sunday after the first full moon post-vernal equinox (a formula that sounds like it was designed by ancient mathematicians just to keep us guessing).

 

Ash Wednesday: Walking Around with a Dirt Cross Like a Badge of Honor

Lent kicks off with Ash Wednesday, where many Christians receive ashes on their foreheads in the shape of a cross. The ashes, made from burned palm branches from the previous year’s Palm Sunday, symbolize two things: mortality (“remember that you are dust”) and repentance (“repent and believe in the gospel”). Translation? You’re going to die one day, so get your life together.

 

Fasting and Abstinence: Because Self-Control is Hard

Now, the real fun begins—fasting and abstinence. For Catholics (and some other Christians), this means eating only one full meal and two smaller meals that together don’t equal a full meal on Ash Wednesday and Good Friday. Also, no meat on Fridays. Some Christians take it further and give up specific indulgences, like sweets, alcohol, or social media. (If you’ve ever wondered why your overly opinionated cousin suddenly disappears from Facebook in March, this is why.)

Orthodox Christians follow an even stricter fast, avoiding meat, dairy, eggs, fish, oil, and wine on most days. Basically, if it tastes good, it’s off the table.

 

Prayer and Almsgiving: Doing More Good, Complaining Less

Lent isn’t just about suffering through your cravings; it’s also about deepening your spiritual life. This means extra prayer, Bible study, confession, or attending more church services. Almsgiving—aka charitable giving—is also a key part of Lent. It’s a time to help those in need, whether through donations, volunteering, or just being a decent human being.

 

Holy Week: The Grand Finale of Lent

The final week of Lent is Holy Week, and it’s a big deal.

• Palm Sunday: Celebrates Jesus’ triumphant entry into Jerusalem. As a kid in Sunday school, this was the day to show up in your best shoes because you were guaranteed to be parading around like royalty.
• Maundy Thursday: Commemorates the Last Supper and Jesus washing His disciples’ feet. A humbling reminder that if Jesus could wash feet, maybe we should all chill with our egos.
• Good Friday: The solemn day of Jesus’ crucifixion.
• Holy Saturday: The day Jesus’ body lay in the tomb, marking the end of Lent.

At sundown on Holy Saturday, Lent officially ends, and Easter Sunday bursts onto the scene like a long-awaited season finale—celebrating the resurrection of Jesus.

 

Modern Twists on Lent: Because Times Have Changed

Not everyone sticks to traditional fasting these days. Some people fast from digital distractions (goodbye, Instagram), while others take on positive habits like volunteering, gratitude journaling, or—brace yourself—waking up on time. Even non-religious people have adopted Lent as a personal challenge, turning it into a 40-day self-improvement boot camp.

Speaking of the number 40, let’s give it a moment of appreciation. It’s kind of a big deal in the Bible: Jesus fasted for 40 days before launching His ministry, Moses fasted for 40 days on Mount Sinai, the Israelites wandered the desert for 40 years, and Noah’s flood lasted 40 days and nights. Basically, if something lasts 40 units of time in the Bible, it’s significant.

 

Lent Around the World: Because We All Observe Differently

Different cultures put their own spin on Lent. In Spain and Latin America, it’s marked by elaborate processions and reenactments of Jesus’ Passion. In Italy, some towns hold grand religious festivals (because Italians know how to do everything with flair). In the Philippines, some devout Catholics go as far as public flagellation (yes, really). Meanwhile, in Eastern Orthodox traditions, Lent starts on “Clean Monday” instead of Ash Wednesday.

 

So, Are You Doing Lent or Nah?

At its core, Lent is about repentance, discipline, and preparing for Easter. Whether you’re going full-on with fasting and prayer or just trying to limit your TikTok scrolling, the goal is the same—drawing closer to God and focusing on spiritual renewal.

So, what about you? Are you participating in Lent this year? And more importantly—what are you giving up? (If it’s procrastination, please teach me your ways.)

Why Being Liked Matters More Than Being Good

Most of us were raised with the idea that hard work pays off—put in the effort, and success will follow. While that’s somewhat true, what they forgot to mention is that this rule mostly applies in school. Even then, working yourself to the bone might only get you an ‘A’—no guarantees of wealth, power, or influence.

Then you graduate. Diploma in hand, you step into “the real world”—a phrase that never made sense to me until I entered it. Suddenly, the effort-to-reward ratio shifts dramatically. You realize that in many parts of the world, education creates a bubble that shields you from the realities of career advancement. Some people—especially those in Western societies—get an early start, working part-time jobs as teenagers. We used to think that was tragic. Imagine being 16 and juggling school with work! But now? Now, I wish that had been my reality. Early exposure to the workforce doesn’t just teach responsibility—it sharpens social skills.

And Social Skills Are Everything

Let me introduce you to my favorite theory: Scale Over Skill. It means that your likability—the “scale”—often outweighs your actual ability—the “skill.” Sure, competence is important. You need to meet the bare minimum requirements of your job. But beyond that, how you are perceived matters far more than what you can do.

A close friend of mine had a hilarious but painfully relatable experience. She spent most of her life chasing academic excellence—two master’s degrees and counting. By the time she entered the workforce at nearly 30, she firmly believed that hard work would lead to recognition and promotion.

She Was Dead Wrong

She followed the playbook she had been taught:

•  Arrive early, leave late
•  Take on extra shifts
•  Work through weekends
•  Be the most reliable person in the office

And what did all this effort get her? Three years of zero promotions.

Know Your Worth

Then, a new hire joined the company. Within three years, this new girl had been promoted nine times—yes, nine. From entry-level to mid-management, leapfrogging over people who had been there for a decade. She had aligned herself with the right people, made the right connections, and made sure she was liked. Her actual competence? Debatable. But she was on the fast track to the top.

Meanwhile, my friend was still grinding away, watching less experienced people rise past her. Eventually, frustration led her to quit without notice.

Moral of the story? Being great at your job is not enough. If nobody important knows or likes you, you’re invisible. And invisible people don’t get promoted.

Meanwhile…

Another friend learned this lesson in an even more direct way. She started a new job and quickly befriended the woman she shared a cubicle with. A few weeks later, her manager called her in for a one-on-one.

Now, normally, new employees don’t get much feedback early on. But her manager gave her a single piece of advice:

“Be careful who you associate with. It will determine if you thrive here.”

The Birthright, The Scepter and “What-About-Me?” Brothers

Let’s Start From The Top

Over the past few weeks, I’ve been hopping between books like a squirrel with commitment issues. Then, I stumbled upon something that sent me spiraling down a theological rabbit hole: the Scepter Promise and the Birthright Promise—two key elements of God’s covenant with Abraham, each serving a distinct purpose.

The Birthright Promise (think: wealth, land, and national greatness) was passed down to Joseph’s sons, Ephraim and Manasseh. Meanwhile, the Scepter Promise (royalty, rulership, and, ultimately, the Messianic lineage) was reserved for the tribe of Judah.

Naturally, my next thought was: “Wait… what did the other brothers get?” Because let’s be real, if you grew up in Sunday school, you probably learned all 12 names at some point—maybe even through a catchy (but now forgotten) song. Yet, aside from Joseph’s technicolor drama and Judah’s claim to the throne, the rest of the brothers fade into the background like extras in a biblical epic.

So, I did some digging. And, folks, the results did not disappoint.

The Twelve Sons Of Jacob: A Breakdown

1. Reuben – The Firstborn Who Fumbled the Bag

Reuben started strong. Firstborn privilege, Dad’s pride and joy… until he made the wild decision to sleep with his father’s concubine, Bilhah (Genesis 35:22). Bold? Yes. Smart? Absolutely not.

Jacob’s reaction? “You are as unstable as water, and you shall not excel.” (Genesis 49:4).

Translation: “You blew it, son.”

Reuben’s tribe never produced a judge, prophet, or king. It simply faded into obscurity after being conquered by the Assyrians. A tragic case of self-sabotage.

2 & 3. Simeon and Levi – The Violent Duo

These two were a package deal—the original “ride or die” brothers. After their sister, Dinah, was wronged, they took vengeance in the most extreme way possible: massacring an entire city (Genesis 34).

Jacob was NOT impressed:

“Simeon and Levi are brothers—their swords are weapons of violence… I will scatter them in Jacob and disperse them in Israel.” (Genesis 49:5-7).

And scattered they were.

Simeon was eventually absorbed into Judah and lost its tribal identity. Levi, however, got a plot twist! While they didn’t receive land, they became the priestly tribe, receiving tithes instead. 

Moses, Aaron, and Ezra all came from Levi’s lineage.

Moral of the story? Actions have consequences—but sometimes, you can make a comeback if you pivot wisely.

4. Judah – The Royal Line

Judah hit the jackpot. His descendants included King David, Solomon, and ultimately, Jesus Christ .

“The scepter shall not depart from Judah.” (Genesis 49:10)

And it didn’t. Even after the Assyrian exile, many Israelites merged with Judah’s tribe, which is why the term “Jew” comes from Judah. The legacy? Eternal.

If this were a game of Monopoly, Judah had Park Place, Boardwalk, and a couple of hotels.

5. Zebulun – The Seafarer

Zebulun got a sweet coastal deal.

“Zebulun shall dwell by the seashore; he will become a haven for ships.” (Genesis 49:13)

The tribe engaged in trade, settled near the Mediterranean, and—fun fact—Jesus’ early ministry took place in their territory (Matthew 4:13-16).

6. Issachar – The Hardworking Underdog

Described as a “strong donkey”, Issachar’s blessing (or fate, depending on how you see it) was labor and wisdom.

“He bent his shoulder to bear a burden and became a slave to forced labor.” (Genesis 49:14-15)

They were prosperous but passive, playing a minor role in leadership. Essentially, the reliable worker bees of Israel.

7. Dan – The Clever but Questionable Judge

Dan was given the role of judge but also had serpentine cunning.

“Dan shall provide justice for his people… He will be a serpent by the roadside.” (Genesis 49:16-17)

He produced Samson, the biblical Hulk. But Dan’s tribe also fell into idolatry, setting up a rival priesthood (Judges 18). So, mixed reviews.

8. Gad – The Warrior Tribe

Gad was built for battle.

“Gad will be attacked by raiders, but he will attack them at their heels.” (Genesis 49:19)

They settled east of the Jordan and constantly defended their territory. Jephthah, a fierce warrior, came from this tribe.

9. Asher – The Wealthy Gourmet

Asher’s tribe got the foodies’ dream: Abundance and Prosperity.

“Asher’s food will be rich; he will provide delicacies fit for a king.” (Genesis 49:20)

Their land was fertile, and they thrived financially. So if you ever see an Asher’s Bistro, just know it’s biblically backed.

10. Naphtali – The Free Spirit

Described as a swift doe, Naphtali’s blessing emphasized freedom and eloquence.

“Naphtali is a doe set free that bears beautiful fawns.” (Genesis 49:21)

They were known for speed in battle and influential leaders. Definitely a poetic tribe.

11 & 12. Joseph (Ephraim & Manasseh) – The Inheritors

Joseph’s blessing passed to his sons, Ephraim and Manasseh, making them the powerhouses of Israel.

“Joseph is a fruitful vine… the blessings of your father exceed those of my ancestors.” (Genesis 49:22-26)

Ephraim became dominant in the Northern Kingdom, while Manasseh was mighty in numbers.

13. Benjamin – The Fierce Fighter

The baby of the family, but far from weak.

“Benjamin is a ravenous wolf; in the morning he devours the prey, in the evening he divides the plunder.” (Genesis 49:27)

Benjamin’s tribe produced King Saul and Apostle Paul. Definitely a small but mighty crew.

Too Long Didn’t Read – The Cheat Sheet

Tribe	Blessing/Fate	Famous Descendants
Judah	Kingship	David, Jesus Christ
Levi	Priesthood	Moses, Aaron, Ezra`
Joseph (Ephraim & Manasseh)	Birthright	Joshua
Benjamin	Warriors	King Saul, Apostle Paul
Dan	Judges	Samson
Reuben & Simeon Lost	Influence	None Significant

Final Thoughts

So, what have we learned?

1. Reuben fumbled. Hard.
2. Simeon and Levi went full GTA mode.
3. Judah secured generational wealth.
4. Gad, Benjamin, and Dan were basically Israel’s security team.
5. Issachar worked overtime.
6. Asher was living his best, bougie life.

And most importantly, family dynamics were just as messy in biblical times as they are now.

The moral? Make wise choices, don’t fight entire cities, and definitely don’t sleep with your dad’s concubine.

Now go forth and name your children wisely.